Ah, February – the month synonymous with Valentine’s Day, chocolates and flowers. Love is in the air, jewelry ads are dime a dozen, and of course, you better have some plan for V-Day! Well, for me February is just like any other month and my plans for Valentine’s Day include having guaranteed sex – not […]
January hit me harder than expected. Last month I dealt with earthquakes, intense travel experiences, professional training issues, and an injured back I am still nursing. We lost Neil Peart, Kobe Bryant, and many other celebrities, a Presidential impeachment and many other crap… but January is finally over and we can begin to enjoy this […]
So, 2019 is basically over, so it is time for those Top 10 lists and other similar bullshit… 2019 was a weird year, but at least I was able to manage more reviews than the last two years combined. I started right on the spot on January 1st reviewing the BlewIt! and with the exception […]
The Fleshlight EDEN is molded on Janice Griffith’s pussy – and it is a beautiful mold. The texture literally takes you to Paradise with a balanced mix of sensations and suction.
TL;DR Version Compact toy perfect for travel. 70 patterns controlled by two buttons Magnetic USB charging port Heating function Last August, I reviewed Satisfyer’s Men Vibrator. Initially I thought it was a cheap imitation of the Cobra Libre, but after using it, I developed an affinity to the Satisfyer. That affinity pushed me to try […]
TL;DR Summary Rechargeable automatic stroker with stroking and rotating motions. Erotic sound loop available on demand (requires headphones). Ten (10) movement patterns Available with a 15% discount with code 76UXHIV3 When you have a condition provoking chronic pain, there are days you want to do nothing – and I mean NOTHING. You do not want […]
TL;DR Summary Rechargeable vibrator with body safe silicone body Powerful vibrations with relative stealth. Seven vibration patterns Design allows for either anal or vaginal use If there is something most traditional heterosexual guys will never admit is to insert stuff in their butts. I am not saying that we do not do it, I am […]
We all love breasts! FondLove’s Breast Toy is a perfect C cup pair that is made even better by having a vagina between them. You read well – this toy has the perfect combination!
TL;DR Version Looks like a copy of the famous Cobra Libre by Fun Factory 14 patterns controlled by two buttons Magnetic USB charging port Good sensations that will take you over the edge faster as you relax. Back in the old days of 2011, I reviewed my first ever male vibrator, the Cobra Libre. My […]
Every summer since 2007, I travel to Puerto Rico and visit my parents. For three or four weeks I disconnect from everything and spend all my time with family and friends in my homeland – something made easier by the lack of internet service at my parents and the fact my cellphone does not work […]