If you are a regular reader of this blog, you have realized I did not publish a review for months. Besides two short reviews of events I went – Frolicon and the TDF Meet – I did not write shit between my Furfi review (February) and the Cyclone review (June). A couple of people even […]
Hello strangers! This past few weeks had been hell for your masked friend El Casque… After a couple of free days in February, I managed to hurt myself, get sick, and get super stressed at work. Thankfully, my life is getting back to normal – still sore and feeling like shit, but returning to normal, […]
When I tell younger people that I am an anime fan, they often look at me as if I have two heads with one of them being green and the other in the shape of a horse. I get it – I am 45 years old. To them I could be nothing else than a […]
Before you go crazy and start foaming at the mouth, this is a personal article. Everything that follows is MY personal opinion, and HAS NOTHING TO DO with the companies / organizations I am affiliated with or their parent companies. If you are offended by anything expressed in the following paragraphs, IT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM […]
OK, here I go again, ready to lose readers… I do not consider myself a sex educator, or a sex writer, or even a sex blogger. I consider myself an average José trying to navigate the minefield of 21st Century personal relationships while sharing with others my hobby of using sex toys and being a […]
Well, it is official! Now you can be my Patron for as low as $1 per month! I had avoided opening a Patreon sponsors page, maybe because I saw it as asking donations from readers, but I realized three things: I am offering a decent service to guys like me who want to use a […]
Back in September I attended Sexual Health Expo (SHE) in New York and one of the sessions I could identify with was The United State(s) of Masturbation With Dr. Chris Donaghue. In this session, Dr. Donaghue shared the insights he obtained from a masturbation survey conducted by TENGA (yep, THAT Tenga!), in which one of the findings […]
Well, November started with a cool surprise… Somehow, this blog made Kinkly’s 2016 Top 100 Sex Blogs and in the process made me a Sex Blogger Superhero. I say somehow because… I am a “heel” sex toy reviewer. If you are a wrestling fan, you know the “heel” is the “bad guy” – and in many […]
What if … The main image of this post was a t-shirt saying “No fatties”? I started writing articles about how women are “gold-digging whores”? I started calling every needy (“thirsty”) woman “fuck doll”? I said that all women are just after my money – even when I barely live check by check? I labeled […]
Hello, My Name Is… I am going to lose followers for this, but fuck it… I have watched this video for weeks – and I can’t stop laughing!!! By this time, you should know Mr. Hugh Mungus. When an aggressive activist went to interview this guy, demanding to know his name, he expertly provided a […]
