Last year, I reviewed what is in my opinion, the best oral sex simulator available on the market: the HEPS Fantastic. It is a pricey toy, but it is worth every penny you spend on it. Now, this year HEPS began to sell the sleeves as “system parts” and you can get them in the […]
Category: RPP
RPP 3.5: Groom’s Mild Touch (RPP #120)
As you know, I am enjoying a long trip to visit family and friends and during this trip, I picked six toys to keep myself “entertained”. Today I am sharing with you the review of the first of these toys – Groom Mild Touch.First ImpressionsI bought this toy based on the elegant and discrete package […]
RPP 3.5: YouCups’ Moaning Emily (RPP #118)
Rubber pussies are relatively easy to make – you just need a design, an orifice that remotely looks like a female vagina and voilá, you have a masturbator. The difficult part is improving the user experience – sounds, movement, pressure, sensations – the things that separate the real thing from a rubber pussy. Toy companies had […]
RPP 3.5: Girl Next Door (G.N.D.) Masturbator (RPP #116)
One of the big issues I have with American made toys is how simple their textures are compared to Japanese toys. Well, California Exotics apparently got tired of hearing those complaints and decided to make a realistic toy that is affordable. Gentlemen, let me introduce you the Girl Next Door (GND). Review With a price […]
Inflatababe #7: Love Pillow Asuka
I remember that my first ever ejaculation was thanks to the inspiration given by an anime character – Sayaka from Mazinger Z. When I was a young, little horny fucker, anime was the domain of ultra-nerds – and I was one of them! I spent hours watching the few titles shown in Puerto Rican TV […]
RPP 3.5: St. Patrick’s Green Lady Fleshlight (RPP #114)
Last Saint Patrick’s Day, Fleshlight launched a closeout of their Green Lady Fleshlight with the Cyclone texture. The green sleeve is not my favorite – although I had always found She-Hulk kind of hot -, but the Cyclone texture was one of my favorites when it was available. The fact that it was sold at […]
RPP 3.5: Fleshlight Girls Booty (RPP #113)
Joanna Angel was not the only Fleshlight Girl receiving recycled textures. Christy Mack got the Attack (aka Revel) and the Booty (aka Untouched) and yours truly decided to test Christy’s Booty. The texture did not received great reviews from the Fleshcrack addicts when it came out as the Untouched for a simple reason – it […]
RPP 3.5: Fleshlight’s Punk (Joanna Angel’s Butt) (RPP #112)
ReviewI already reviewed Joanna Angel’s FLG pussy with the Misfit texture – now it is the turn to check her ass… well, her Fleshlight ass.Joanna Angel’s butt toy has another recycled texture from the Fleshjack roster. This time, the Punk debuted earlier as the Charmer texture on the FJB lineup, but Joanna’s butt is the […]
RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon’s “Mary the Anthro Mare” (RPP #111)
As you know, I had fucked all types of rubber pussies and assholes – human, alien, anime – but none was inspired in animals. The idea of fucking an animal is something that had never crossed my mind, even when I know a few guys from the countryside that had described their “love” to different […]
RPP 3.5: Premium Bitch Kurea (a.k.a. Premium Bitch Claire) (RPP #110)
Continuing with my search of good toys that are affordable, I found the Premium Bitch Series from NPG – the same company that brought you the Meiki Proof series. The Premium Bitch comes in three versions based on Tokyo gyaru girls- girls wearing very decorated nails, bleached hair, and heavy, dramatic makeup (just imagine Bronx Latinas […]