Is Classic Porn Better?

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I don’t know about you, but I am starting to get bored with porn…

Porn has become totally predictable:
Step 1 – Camera shows girl
Step 2 – Guy licks girl’s pussy and breasts
Step 3 – Girl sucks guy’s dick
Step 4 – Guy and girl fuck in a bunch of acrobatic positions for 20 minutes
Step 5 – Guy jerks himself to give a facial to the girl
Step 6 – Girl says goodbye to the camera

Unless the girl is ultra hot – I’m talking Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Tori Black, or Katsumi hot – I begin to watch the movie and after a few minutes I lose my interest. Often my erection goes with it…

Thanks Kristina for finding my Krusty clown  – and my erection!

Now, I had found that classic porn – those movies filmed when I was still a kid – keeps my attention. In those movies, the women were hot, natural (no silicone balloons or tattoos), and besides some exceptions like John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, most of the guys had normal penises. Compare that to today’s porn where you have tons of silicone, steroids, and breasts and penises that are two steps away from genetic mutations.

Poster from Behind the Green Door (1972)

Not only the people were more natural, but the movies were MOVIES. They were not a collection of scenes, but movies with some sort of a plot and sex scenes with natural length. The sex scenes did not last for 25 minutes, they were 10 minutes before the guy was ejaculating a NORMAL quantity of semen, not the unnatural liters of cum we see in today’s movies.

They were also creative. Just watch pornographic masterpieces like Behind the Green Door (1972), Deep Throat (1972), Debbie Does Dallas (1980) or one of my favorites, Taboo (1980).  They had simplistic plots, but often just the plot was kinky: a woman abducted and forced to have sex with a succession of strangers on a stage (Green Door), a woman who can only achieve orgasm while sucking dick (Deep Throat), or a mature woman who ends having sex with her adult son after a bitter divorce (Taboo). I recently watched Behind the Green Door and got the strongest erection I had in months while just watching porn. Once the movie centered on the abducted woman (Marilyn Chambers), the sensuality and hardcore action did not stop. Other movies like Emmanuelle (1974) were closer to softcore, but they were erotic enough to produce erections and put your girl on the mood. The movies were so good that for a few years even the New York Times reviewed porn films of the era (1972-1975).

Alice in Wonderland (1976)

Want to watch some classics? Check these…and let me know if you like them more than today’s porn!

Recommendations:

  • Behind the Green Door (1972)
  • Deep Throat (1972)
  • The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)
  • Emmanuelle (1974)
  • Alice in Wonderland (1976)
  • Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
  • Taboo (1980)
  • Insatiable (1980)