RPP #223: Fondlove’s Anal Vibrator

TL;DR Summary

  • Rechargeable vibrator with body safe silicone body
  • Powerful vibrations with relative stealth.
  • Seven vibration patterns
  • Design allows for either anal or vaginal use

If there is something most traditional heterosexual guys will never admit is to insert stuff in their butts. I am not saying that we do not do it, I am saying most of us will never admit to do it. Since I am NOT like most traditional heterosexual guys, I will say I have inserted a couple of things inside my butt (for scientific research, you know…)

That said, I have learned to enjoy orgasms while having something massaging my prostate. Playing with toys at both ends – one in my butt, my little friend in another -, I have had a couple of epic (almost religious) experiences. When my friends at FondLove offered me to test their Anal Vibrator, I jumped in right away!

Is Fond Love’s Anal Vibrator a toy to add to your collection? There is only one way to find out, SO LETS GO TO THE REVIEW!

First Impressions

Honestly, this toy is kind of intimidating. It is a 10.5 inches long and 1 inch diameter in its wider bumps with 6 inches of insertable length. The wider bumps have nubs on them, giving this toy the look of a medieval maze (at least that is the image coming to my head). The whole toy is covered in safe silicone and the insertable section is very flexible, assuring it will accommodate to your body. The length basically guarantees people with different body types will be able to enjoy this toy, so I checked out the controls and the vibration patterns.

It gives me the impression I am working at Medieval Times…

The controls are extremely simple: one button. You press it and keep it pressed about 3 seconds to turn the toy on and off. If you want to change the vibration pattern, you just press the button once. This toy has 10 vibration patterns – all of them powerful enough to partially numb my fingers. Interestingly enough, the toy is practically silent. If you are using it with either a TV or fan turned on, you can barely hear the motor o your roommate next door wont hear a thing.

It is great when the toy gives you a positive first impression, but it was time to put this Anal Vibrator to the real test, so I lubed myself, lubed the toy, and (gently) impaled myself with this instrument of torture… for science!

Review

If this toy looked intimidating at first, that sensation became pleasure during insertion. The silicone is pliable and flexible enough to enter without major issues (after being properly lubed). Once inserted, you feel the typical pressure of prostate massagers which is a good one once you get used to it.

Very, very flexible!

All that was with the toy turned off – when I turned it on the power surprised me. I knew before hand it was a powerful toy, but there was no way I could predicted the sensations I got with this toy after turning it on. The first three or four patterns were too strong for me, but eventually I found a couple of patterns I enjoyed during play.

My reaction with the first three settings!

Using this Anal Vibrator in combination with other toys was the next logical step and I had several sessions with both regular and vibrating sleeves. For the traditional, non-vibration toys I picked the Fleshlight Big Foot and the Fleshlight Nymph. The sessions with the Big Foot were long and intense thanks to the power of the vibrator and the tendency of the Big Foot to keep you on the edge. The sessions with the Nymph were something else. The suction of the Nymph and its texture perfect for edging were a good counterpart for the intensity of the vibrator. Using one of the pausing patterns with the Nympho ended in one of those orgasms I like to call “religious experiences”!

She’s a psycho – but you know what they say about crazy chicks!

That was with traditional sleeves – using this toy with vibratory sleeves became a brutal experience! I used FondLove’s Blowjob Sleeve and the Satisfyer Vibration and Heat toy and the sessions ended in “Holy Shit!” orgasms! With the Blowjob Sleeve, I found similar patterns in both toys that were slightly off cycle – when one paused, the other would begin so I was subjected to powerful sensations all the time at either on my penis or inside my ass.

With the Satisfyer, I found a pattern that complemented the one I was using with the anal vibrator, having short but extremely intense orgasms. More on that on the Satisfyer review, so check it out!

The Anal Vibrator gave me about two hours of play after being fully charged and it takes approximately the same to charge, so it has a good use / charging ratio. Cleaning is very easy thanks to the silicone material, but be warned silicone can retain odors, so be sure to clean the toy extremely well especially if you plan to use with another person as a vaginal toy.

Verdict

FondLove’s Anal Vibrator is a powerful vibrator perfect for either anal or vaginal play. It is very powerful, so I would recommend this for intermmediate or advanced anal users. The power of this toy can be overwhelming to beginners, especially the first couple of patterns which are continuous and strong when compared to the other available patterns.

Score: 20 / 20

Intensity: 5/5

Feedback: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Realism: N/A

Maintenance: 5 / 5

Available at: FondLove

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