Why did I stopped updating the blog in September 2020? Well, I was broken, beaten and scarred by 2020… in more ways than one!
2020 In Review – And What To Expect In 2021…
Alright, so we survived 2020! We all know the year that just ended was a literal dumpster fire – earthquakes, Covid, lockdowns, elections… You name some bullshit, and it happened to someone somewhere during 2020! Like many of you, I was affected by 2020. I barely wrote 14 reviews last year. It was a TOUGH […]
RPP #238: An ASSortment of Prostate Toys
Prostate massaging is one of those topics that no matter how “progressive” your male friends are, no one wants to talk about it. Sticking things in your ass is considered a “gay thing” by many, many guys regardless of their race, ethnicity or social level. It is a practice that many have experienced, but their […]
The Doll Life #15: Tantaly’s SCARLETT
One of my favorite actresses is no other that Ms. Scarlett Johansson – a.k.a Black Freaking Widow. I do not agree with all her politics or her social views, but I will be the first one to admit she looks great – no matter if she is a blonde, brunette, redhead, or even bald… Now, […]
The Doll Life #14: Mini Love Dolls IVY
Sometimes I purchase a doll with the intention of reviewing it right away… and time passes on before I sit my ass down to write a review on that doll. That was the case with today’s lady… I purchased this Mini Love Doll (MLD from now on) more than a year ago. I have one […]
RPP #237: Fleshlight’s BEYOND (Madison Ivy)
As I have said before, Fleshlights had been part of my arsenal and they will always be part of it. When they keep adding models and textures every now and then, it makes my desire of always having these toys around. This time, I am reviewing the Beyond texture molded after the petite sexy beast […]
RPP #232-236: Pornstars Signature Series – Gangbang Edition
When we think about male masturbation sleeves, the champion is Fleshlight. They are the “grandparents” of male sex toys, becoming so popular that many refer to any masturbator as a fleshlight. Still, that does not mean other companies try to dethrone the king – and one of these contenders is the Pornstars Signature Series. This […]
RPP #231: FondLove’s Blowjob Simulator
As you know, I have a love-hate relationship with vibration toys. With rare exceptions, they take me to the edge and then leave me there until they discharge or become too hot for comfort forcing me call Rosie Palms to finish me. If I wanted to work with my original sex toys (my hands), I WOULD NOT SPEND MONEY ON SEX TOYS! This toy in a way forced me to call Rosie, but for completely different reasons…
RPP #230: Getting Pegged With A Bombshell
As I mentioned before, this year I am doing “themed” reviews. During June I celebrated a little bit of diversity and now in July, it will be all about toys made in ‘Murica! As a transition – and because we are celebrating the 4th of July-, I will be talking about getting pegged with an […]
RPP #229: Wand Attachments
I mentioned in my previous RPP post that wands were not designed for penises. It is true – but there are many attachments allowing us with penises to enjoy these weird and powerful toys. In this post, I will share quick impressions on some attachments. Some were designed with penises in mind, others can be […]