You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Horny Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
Horny Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows you need a good spanking
So be good for goodness sake!

Ho!  You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Horny Claus is coming to town!
Horny Claus is coming to town!

MERRY XXXMAS!