Here we are, Halloween creeping closer and closer, signaling the end of October and the start of the second craziest month of the year, November. Yes, the month of full-on Fall weather, Thanksgiving, the insane Black Friday sales, the beginning of the Holidays, and yes, the dreaded No Nut November (NNN from now on).

I have written before how stupid I think NNN is (I did it HERE), but since I know I am fighting against the Internet, I won’t bother you trying to convince you. No, no, no…this year, I will be trying something that maybe will interest you…

Back in May, when I went to Frolicon 2022, I learned about gooning. Gooning is an extreme “edging” practice common among those addicted to porn. Basically, it is masturbating for long periods of time without having an orgasm, just basking in the pleasure of manipulating your nasty bits. I say nasty bits because gooning is not exclusive for guys – gals or “goonettes” also exists. I love to masturbate, and I love to have long sessions, so I came up with an idea for NNN…

For November 2022, I will challenge myself to “goon” throughout the whole month. Since I have never done it on purpose, I will be having sessions of different durations through the month with breaks between sessions to do my obligations (I like to masturbate, but I am not addicted). To do this, I came up with this program:

Week #1 – Sessions of two hours with breaks. Use hands to masturbate, allowing myself to cum only twice during the week. Can tug, use different lubes, switch hands or stimulate different parts of my body but can only use my hands for stimulation. I can allow myself to cum on purpose twice per week. Any orgasm that I cannot hold has to be ruined…

Week #2 – Sessions of two hours with breaks. Use both hands and toys to masturbate, allowing myself to cum only twice during the week. Just like before, I can tug, use different lubes, switch hands or stimulate different parts of my body when using my hands, but can only use toys when it is their turn. Again, I can allow myself to cum on purpose twice per week and any orgasm that I cannot hold has to be ruined…

Week #3 – Sessions of three hours with breaks. I can use whatever method I want to stimulate my penis. As before, I will allow myself to cum on purpose only twice during the week. Any orgasm that I cannot hold has to be ruined…

Week #4 – Sessions of three or more hours with breaks. I can use whatever method I want to stimulate my penis. For this week, I can only cum on purpose once. If I cannot stop it, I have to ruin it and continue masturbating for one hour before taking any break.

Week #5 – Just like Week #4 but avoiding cumming until the last day of the week. If I have to ruin an orgasm, I need to continue masturbating for a minimum of two hours before taking any break.

During this gooning month, I can use whatever “motivational material” I want to use such as sex dolls, porn, photos, erotic literacy and others. I can also use any assistive device I desire such as penis pumps, prostate massagers, pills, condoms, or cock rings. After all, my plan is to dive deep into becoming one with my little friend!

I will try to do a weekly report here as part of My Way…if I survive!