Every November, guys flood forums and social media with their No Nut November (NNN) goals. Discord, Reddit, X, and any other website used by guys (specially those of you in your 20’s and early 30’s) show guys commenting “I lost NNN” or “Still on NNN!”
I do not participate on that shit. Why? Because, believe it or not, I NEED to ejaculate at least three times a week to avoid prostate issues. Science has been late on this one, but about 40 years ago, when I was a horny teenager, my pediatrician basically recommended I jerk off regularly because I was developing acute prostatitis (inflammation of the prostate). I was not the chronic masturbator I am now, but my body needed to get rid of the poison. Since then, I had been shooting (or dribbling) sperm on an alternate day schedule at minimum…
That is why I do not participate in NNN. Three years ago, I discovered the term “gooning” in a convention and decided to create “Goon(ing) November”, a personal challenge for the whole month where I would limit my ejaculations to once or twice per week and ruin the orgasms I could not hold. I enjoyed the experience, but by the last week of the month, I could not manage the rules I had set for myself. Then life threw me not a curve ball, but a series of wild pitches that messed up my mental and physical health so much that even regular masturbation was difficult.
Fast forward through the insanity and I finally have the mindset and energy to retake the blog on a regular basis. So, for this month of November 2025 (which is already in its third week when I write this – hey I did not have internet service at home until the 18th…) I developed a different version called Goonember.
What is Goonember?
Saying it simply, Goonember is a challenge where I jerk off every night for a minimum of an hour and a half, denying myself orgasms until after that time mark, and then ruining the orgasm if it happens and I cannot hold it anymore. Basically, I have not had a normal ejaculation since Halloween…
What are the rules for this month-long challenge?
Let me show you…
Basic rules: I jerk off for a minimum of 90 minutes before allowing a ruined orgasm. I deny a minimum number each week before ruining the orgasm. I can use whatever toys I want and decide before hand what type of material I will use for inspiration during that week. If I fail, there are some punishments I have to take.
Allowed toys: Since I had moved so much since last year’s November, most of my stuff – dolls, toys, and personal items I brought from New York are in a storage unit. Most of my dolls, ALL my Fleshlights, and most of my play items were left in New York. I kept about 15 cloth dolls and a bunch of Japanese and American toys, but they are in storage with the exception of three dolls, three cheap strokers and five prostate toys (one of which, the “Perfect Plug” I am afraid to use) and lube I ordered a few months ago from Amazon.
Each week I made slight changes to the rules just to make it more entertaining, so let me show you the month’s rundown…
The Plan – And How Is It Going
Week 1 (November 1st-7th):
Rules:
- Three sessions of 30 minutes each with a two minute rest between them.
- Cannot jerk off for the first 15 minutes
- Erection needs to happen naturally (no touching genitals)
- Need to have a minimum of 3 denials before allowing myself to ruin it.
- Use Eden Fantasies Beaded Mini Plug
- I can use porn videos as inspiration
Punishments: If I broke any rule from 1 to 4, then I had to watch gay / trans porn for the following night.
How did it go? It went alright, but I failed rule 4 on the third night (had to ruin it after 30 minutes). I forced myself to watch gay and trans porn the following night and yes, I ended ruining it, and yes, it was a strong one too (to my personal shame). Did not have any additional problems the rest of the days, but at times the Beaded Mini Plug (“Greeny”) almost made me lose the challenge and earn another punishment. Unlike my initial review years ago, I have learned to respect this bumpy green fucker and now it is one of my favorite anal toys (hey it’s easy to insert, enjoyable during removal and does not rip your ass apart).
Week 2 (November 8 – 14)
Rules:
- Three sessions of 30 minutes each with a one minute rest between them.
- Cannot jerk off for the first 10 minutes
- Erection needs to happen naturally (no touching genitals)
- Need to have a minimum of 5 denials before allowing myself to ruin it.
- Use Pipedream’s One Finger Fantasy prostate massager
- I can use porn videos as inspiration
- Need to use Jrk-It for pacing in at least one session
Punishments: If I failed any rule, I would use Jrk-It’s Spinner function to randomly get one of the following punishments – watch gay / trans porn on the next session, sleep with the prostate massager, use a TENS anal plug for the next session, put toothpaste on my penis’ head or put muscle cream on my penis’ head.
How did it go? It went alright, without any failed session (phew!). The only issue was porn was getting boring, even while using Jrk-it for the pacing. Still no issues for week 2 with 7 perfectly ruined orgasms after denying myself a minimum of 5 times for 90 minutes. The One Finger Fantasy turned to be a super enjoyable prostate toy, hitting differently depending on the orientation I used it. by the way, the review for the One Finger Fantasy prostate toy will be live next week and I will be reviewing Jrk-It, a website to masturbate with a metronome in the near future.
Week 3 (November 15 – 21):
And we arrive to current week…
Rules:
- Three sessions of 45 minutes each. No rest between them.
- Need to have a minimum of 7 denials before allowing myself to ruin it OR can ruin it on first IF I keep a constant slow pace through the whole session.
- Use Aneros MGX prostate massager
- I will use a mix of porn, Jrk-It, YouTube and other material as inspiration
- Need to use Jrk-It for pacing in at least one session
Punishments: If I failed any rule, I would use Jrk-It’s Spinner function to randomly get one of the following punishments – watch gay / trans porn on the next session, sleep with the prostate massager, use a TENS anal plug for the next session, put toothpaste on my penis’ head or put muscle cream on my penis’ head.
How is it going? I am writing this post on Thursday, November 20 and so far, it is going alright. As in 2022, porn bored me halfway the challenge, so I went back to mix hardcore porn with swimsuit videos and fashion influencers like Eunji Pyoapple from YouTube, written erotica (either literotica.com or marqueze.net do the trick), and the subliminal playlists I had been using at times since then. Sessions had been very intense, with me having to fight after the 60 minute mark to avoid failing and so far, I have achieved success. To make things more interesting I have used Albolene as lube for two nights and yesterday night, I had like three dry orgasms catching me by surprise (last time I had one of those it was at Frolicon 2022 during the masturbation party). Something I forgot to mention is that due to my chronic pain, I had been using THC gummies (10 milligrams) every nights since two years ago and getting slightly high helps to enjoy these sessions even more.
Week 4 (November 22 – 28):
Next week will be interesting…
Rules:
- Three sessions of 45 minutes each. No rest between them.
- Use a cock ring during a single 45 minutes session every night.
- Need to have a minimum of 10 denials before allowing myself to ruin it OR I can ruin after 3 denials IF I keep a constant slow pace through the previous 90 minutes.
- Use Viceroy Agility Prostate Probe prostate massager
- I will use a mix of porn, Jrk-It, YouTube and other material as inspiration
- Will use Albolene twice during the week.
- Need to use Jrk-It for pacing in at least one session
Punishments: If I failed any rule, I would use Jrk-It’s Spinner function to randomly get one of the following punishments – watch gay / trans porn on the next two sessions, sleep with the prostate massager, use a TENS anal plug for the next session, put toothpaste on my penis’ head, put clothespins on my nipples on the next session, or put muscle cream on my penis’ head.
How do i expect it to go? I expect to have major issues to deny myself 10 times, specially while using that specific massager and Albolene in the same session. Hopefully I will be able to deny myself 3 times if I go slow…
Week 5 (November 29 – 30):
The plan to end Goonember is simple insanity…
Rules:
- Three sessions of 45 minutes each. No rest between them.
- Use a cock ring during a single 45 minutes session every night.
- CANNOT EJACULATE during these two days, not even ruin it.
- Use Paloquet’s Anal Plug (the longest and easier to work one) prostate massager
- I will use a mix of porn, Jrk-It, YouTube and other material as inspiration
- Will use Albolene twice during the week.
- Will use Jet Penile Vibrator for 45 minutes every night AND TENS stimulation for another 45 minutes
- Need to use Jrk-It for pacing in at least one session
Punishments: If I failed any rule, I would use Jrk-It’s Spinner function to randomly get one of the following punishments – watch gay / trans porn for a week, sleep with the prostate massager, use a TENS anal plug for a week, put toothpaste on my penis’ head, put clothespins on my nipples for a week, or put muscle cream on my penis’ head.
How do i expect it to go? I expect to have major issues in not ejaculating for two nights. Yeah, I know how it sounds for a 50+ years old man to complain about avoiding cumming, BUT as I mentioned at the beginning of the post, I have a good reason. We will see how those last two days work out…
