Something I have realized during this forced quarantine is that all this “free” time does not translate to “play” time. I had been extremely busy trying to generate some real income, making hour-long lines to do my weekly shopping, and doing lots of (prescribed) drug-sleeping. Add all the stress caused by living at the United […]
Back in New Year’s Eve, I was like most of you full of hope and plans for the new year 2020. That hope lasted for 6 days, since on January 7 I was awaken by an earthquake that was felt in all of Puerto Rico. The plans went down the drain a couple of days […]
In the previous The Doll Life, I introduced my Shalina Valentina doll – an interesting plush doll with very unique characteristics. Today I will introduce her “cousin” the Bambina Valentina, a doll with similar characteristics (three usable orifices, a big ass head) but this specific model is Valentina Girls “Travel” version. This is basically the […]
I admit I have a major problem: I am addicted to experimenting new sensations. The main reason I keep trying new toys is because I am always looking for new, interesting sensations. That is the reason I have 50+ sex dolls although I have one penis… That said, my favorite sex dolls are the fabric […]
Ah, February – the month synonymous with Valentine’s Day, chocolates and flowers. Love is in the air, jewelry ads are dime a dozen, and of course, you better have some plan for V-Day! Well, for me February is just like any other month and my plans for Valentine’s Day include having guaranteed sex – not […]
January hit me harder than expected. Last month I dealt with earthquakes, intense travel experiences, professional training issues, and an injured back I am still nursing. We lost Neil Peart, Kobe Bryant, and many other celebrities, a Presidential impeachment and many other crap… but January is finally over and we can begin to enjoy this […]
So, 2019 is basically over, so it is time for those Top 10 lists and other similar bullshit… 2019 was a weird year, but at least I was able to manage more reviews than the last two years combined. I started right on the spot on January 1st reviewing the BlewIt! and with the exception […]
The Fleshlight EDEN is molded on Janice Griffith’s pussy – and it is a beautiful mold. The texture literally takes you to Paradise with a balanced mix of sensations and suction.
TL;DR Version Compact toy perfect for travel. 70 patterns controlled by two buttons Magnetic USB charging port Heating function Last August, I reviewed Satisfyer’s Men Vibrator. Initially I thought it was a cheap imitation of the Cobra Libre, but after using it, I developed an affinity to the Satisfyer. That affinity pushed me to try […]
TL;DR Summary Rechargeable automatic stroker with stroking and rotating motions. Erotic sound loop available on demand (requires headphones). Ten (10) movement patterns Available with a 15% discount with code 76UXHIV3 When you have a condition provoking chronic pain, there are days you want to do nothing – and I mean NOTHING. You do not want […]
