As you know, I have a love-hate relationship with vibration toys. With rare exceptions, they take me to the edge and then leave me there until they discharge or become too hot for comfort forcing me call Rosie Palms to finish me. If I wanted to work with my original sex toys (my hands), I WOULD NOT SPEND MONEY ON SEX TOYS! This toy in a way forced me to call Rosie, but for completely different reasons…
As I mentioned before, this year I am doing “themed” reviews. During June I celebrated a little bit of diversity and now in July, it will be all about toys made in ‘Murica! As a transition – and because we are celebrating the 4th of July-, I will be talking about getting pegged with an […]
I mentioned in my previous RPP post that wands were not designed for penises. It is true – but there are many attachments allowing us with penises to enjoy these weird and powerful toys. In this post, I will share quick impressions on some attachments. Some were designed with penises in mind, others can be […]
Wands are not a typical male sex toy, but well used they can be very interesting…
At the time I am writing this post, we have been in “PAUSE” (a.k.a. lockdown) for 70 days in New York City. I expected to have plenty of time to play with my toys and write reviews, but my time had been used to try to earn some money via remote means and my energy […]
Something I have realized during this forced quarantine is that all this “free” time does not translate to “play” time. I had been extremely busy trying to generate some real income, making hour-long lines to do my weekly shopping, and doing lots of (prescribed) drug-sleeping. Add all the stress caused by living at the United […]
Back in New Year’s Eve, I was like most of you full of hope and plans for the new year 2020. That hope lasted for 6 days, since on January 7 I was awaken by an earthquake that was felt in all of Puerto Rico. The plans went down the drain a couple of days […]
In the previous The Doll Life, I introduced my Shalina Valentina doll – an interesting plush doll with very unique characteristics. Today I will introduce her “cousin” the Bambina Valentina, a doll with similar characteristics (three usable orifices, a big ass head) but this specific model is Valentina Girls “Travel” version. This is basically the […]
I admit I have a major problem: I am addicted to experimenting new sensations. The main reason I keep trying new toys is because I am always looking for new, interesting sensations. That is the reason I have 50+ sex dolls although I have one penis… That said, my favorite sex dolls are the fabric […]
Ah, February – the month synonymous with Valentine’s Day, chocolates and flowers. Love is in the air, jewelry ads are dime a dozen, and of course, you better have some plan for V-Day! Well, for me February is just like any other month and my plans for Valentine’s Day include having guaranteed sex – not […]
