RPP #225: Satisfyer’s Vibration and Heat

TL;DR Version

  • Compact toy perfect for travel.
  • 70 patterns controlled by two buttons
  • Magnetic USB charging port
  • Heating function

Last August, I reviewed Satisfyer’s Men Vibrator. Initially I thought it was a cheap imitation of the Cobra Libre, but after using it, I developed an affinity to the Satisfyer. That affinity pushed me to try another of their male vibrators, the Satisfyer’s Vibration and Heat.

Is this toy a good addition to your collection or just another novelty? There is only one way to know, so LETS GO TO THE REVIEW!

First Impressions

The Satisfyer Vibration and Heat (SVH from now on) distinguishes itself from its cousin the Satisfyer Men Vibrator by having a completely different form factor. Instead of the futuristic car design, the SVH looks more like a Star Wars inspired coffee mug – which is appropriate because this fucker has a heating function.

That said, the technical specs of the SVH is impressive. Besides the heating function, the SVH has 70 vibration patterns (more on that later), it is waterproof (non submersible) and of course, it is rechargeable. Impressive list for an under $100 toy!

Come on onii-chan…

The next logical step was to lube the silicone cup and insert my little friend into this Sith coffee mug!

Review

Jokes aside, the SVH worked very much alike its cousin the SMV. There are basically 10 base vibration patterns but you can change the speed of the pattern three steps in either direction – the base speed, 3 slower and 3 faster. If my math is correct, that flexibility counts for the 70 vibration patterns promised. A little bit of creative marketing, but they are telling us the truth… from certain point of view.

I took the SVH to not one, but two business trips and it delivered with honors. Operating the toy is easier than operating the SMV, most likely because the speed up / down buttons are next to each other and they allowed me to play around with the different speeds without accidentally turning the toy off (like it happened with the SMV). Also, I found it quieter than the SMV and easier to use in alternate body positions. Perfect for those hotels with paper-thin walls, if you know what I mean…

Play with me, onii-chan!

So far, so good – but what about the heating function? I have to say I LOVED the heating function of this toy. The first time I used it I found the heat slightly high, but I got used to it as I kept using the toy. Really, really relaxing

The SVH has the perfect size for travel use – just 6 inches tall by 3 wide – and the silicone cup is 3.5 inches deep, just enough to cover the most sensitive parts of your little friend. The vibration patterns are kind of relaxing, so orgasms with the SVH are gradual and extremely intense when they hit you. Personally, I got an orgasm with this toy 10 of 10 times I used it in between 20 and 30 minutes depending on how relaxed I was. Being relaxed made my body to react quicker to the sensations and make me cum faster, so be warned!

NOTICE ME, SENPAI!!!

Cleaning is easy, and the cup contains must of your jizz. Keeping some tissue or paper towels nearby is a smart choice, because it can be messy depending on the setting you had while using the toy. Once you are done, you can wash under the faucet and quickly dry with a rag or paper towel.

Verdict

The Satisfyer Vibration and Heat is a clear good addition to any masturbatory tool box. With its vibration patterns and heating option, the SVH provides a good value to those looking for hands-free orgasms that do not cost a fortune. Highly recommended!

Score: 20 / 20

Intensity: 5/5

Feedback: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Realism: N/A

Maintenance: 5 / 5

Available at: Satisfyer.com