RPP #231: FondLove’s Blowjob Simulator

Although I had set July for toys made in the Ol’ US of A, my friends at FondLove sent me an interesting toy last month – and I needed to share this one with you ASAP! This toy is one of their new offerings and your boi El Casque was one of the first ones to get a try! I call it the Blowjob Simulator because it has vibration, heat, and suction – plus the opening looks like a mouth, so blowjob it is.

Is this new offering from our friends at FondLove a new classic? The only way to know is by reviewing it, so LETS GO TO THE REVIEW!

First Impressions

As all toys from FondLove, this was sold via their Amazon store and delivered by the smiley box guys. Inside the smiley box, I received a black box with a sleeve showing a white outline of the toy – no name or description. Once I opened the box, the interior is classy – a padded support enclosure with the toy, charging cable, instruction booklet, and a congratulation card included in all FondLove toys.

The toy has three controls – the power / vibration selection button, the suction pattern button, and the heat on/off button. The toy itself is charged via an USB cord you “stab” the port with. They toy itself is ABS plastic with a silicone cover in the “play zone” a.k.a. the sleeve where you put your penis in. The sleeve is simple, with just some barely noticeable bumps at the entrance, the rest of the interior is smooth. I noted two small holes – one near the entrance and another at the end of the sleeve where the tip of your penis will hit rock bottom. I imagined these holes are there to help the suction to work properly, so I did not worry about them.

Cannot be easier than this…

The “sleeve” has a penetrable depth of 4 inches and with a width above 1 inch diameter, it will allow most guys to go in and enjoy some stimulation in the first 4 inches of their cocks… all that we really need to experience…

That said, I charged the BJ Simulator overnight (as recommended), and waited until the next day to play with this toy.

Review

Ok… where to begin?

As you know, I have a love-hate relationship with vibration toys. With rare exceptions, they take me to the edge and then leave me there until they discharge or become too hot for comfort forcing me call Rosie Palms to finish me. If I wanted to work with my original sex toys (my hands), I WOULD NOT SPEND MONEY ON SEX TOYS! This toy in a way forced me to call Rosie, but for completely different reasons…

Eh… I was talking about Rosie PALM, not Rosie PEREZ, but since you are here…

Lets begin with the fact this toy has multiple stimulation options – 7 vibration patterns, 7 suction patterns and optional heat. The sleeve is smooth, but the small section of bumps near the entrance plays a big role during use. That said, I found myself playing with the toy for one uninterrupted hour, having multiple DRY orgasms (more on those later) before simply removing myself from the toy and calling Rosie to finish with panting, brutal ejaculations.

Nom, nom, nom

The vibration patterns are the standard ones you get in most vibratory toys from China, but the added heat and suction are game changers. The heat is perfect – it makes your little friend feel as a steamed hot dog, making it swell nicely… so much I saw it bigger than usual. Maybe it was a visual illusion, but it felt heavier to the touch, so I did enjoy the heating component of the toy.

The suction component is the only one I would improve on this toy. The suction is not too strong, but it is noticeable, specially if you are relaxed while using this toy. The suction patterns feel like a delicate blowjob, like a tease. I personally LOVED those sensations, but I would like the suction to work independently of the vibration, something I tried to do unsuccessfully. Still, I enjoyed this toy so much I had dry orgasms during various of my sessions, forcing me to use my hands to finish…

Light and pretty…

If you have never experienced dry orgasms, imagine having all the sensations you have when ejaculating, but without an ounce of semen coming out of your penis. You stay completely hard, hornier than before, and you can experience many of these dry orgasms. The problem I had is that after 2 of these dry orgasms I just wanted to ejaculate so hard, I stopped using the toy and solved the problem manually. In fact, I have not finished in this toy yet, so I need to keep trying…

And of course, one of my girls will be there to assist!

In terms of playtime, I used this toy for three one-hour sessions in a row and it still had not depleted its battery. It has been an impressive toy since it has not overheated or choked like many automatic toys. It is a relatively silent toy, so it is a decent one to take on the road and cleaning is super easy – just turn to drop any fluid, then wipe with a damp cloth. Easy…

Verdict

If you are in the market for a toy to tease your partner until he cannot hold anymore and begs for release, this is your toy. Combining vibration, soft suction and heat, the FondLove BlowJob Simulator does the trick of making you hard and keeping you on the edge – even taking you to feel orgasms without ejaculating – for extended periods of time. Highly recommended!

Score: 22 / 25

Vibration – 4 / 5

Realism – 3 / 5

Ease of use – 5 / 5

Cleaning / Maintenance – 5 / 5

Value – 5 / 5

Available at: FondLove

Model: Nina

Disclaimer: This toy was provided free of charge by FondLove for review purposes.