RPP #238: An ASSortment of Prostate Toys

Prostate massaging is one of those topics that no matter how “progressive” your male friends are, no one wants to talk about it. Sticking things in your ass is considered a “gay thing” by many, many guys regardless of their race, ethnicity or social level. It is a practice that many have experienced, but their male ego does not allow them to admit they have enjoyed it…

Personally, I used to think like that – hey, I am a Latino middle aged man -, but the last 10 years have taught me to explore things I enjoy regardless of the opinion of society. I admit it, I have stuck many, many things in my ass (for science!) and I have learned to enjoy many of them. I am not into shoving a 12-inch monster dildo in my butthole (too “gay” for me… my butt is not trained for that), but I can enjoy an assortment of prostate toys about the size of my finger (5-6 inches long and similar width), so let me share some quick reviews with you…

Note: The score of these toys will be based on five areas: Ease of insertion, Sensations, Ease of cleaning, Staying power (staying in place once inserted), and Value. The score will be as always in the 1-5 point scale for a perfect score of 25 points.

So, which toys have I inserted in my butt (for science)? LETS GO TO THE REVIEWS!

Reviews

  1. Ergo Prostate Massager
Ergo Prostate Massager

This is your basic, classic prostate massager. Made of ABS plastic with a tip covered in silicone, this PM is on the smaller side with a 3 inches insertable length and a width of about 1 inch (# inches circumference in its widest point). This is a solid, firm toy that is easy to insert (once properly lubed) and once inside, the bulged point hits the prostate with different sensations when you move. The base has both a perineum stimulator (the little ball you can see in the picture) and an easy access handle. Simple, elegant, and very effective.

Score: 24 / 25

Insertion: 5 / 5

Sensations: 4 / 5

Cleaning: 5 / 5

Staying: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Available: Eden Fantasys, Extreme Restraints

2. Eden Fantasys Beaded Mini Plug

Beaded Mini Plug

This is one of those “gimmicky” toys that can be annoying to some and cute to others. Personally, I found those beads intriguing, so I got one – and become extremely surprised by this green fucker! This PM is made of silicone, so it is body safe, and it is on the small side of the spectrum – 4.75 insertable inches with a maximum circumference of 3 inches. The toy is easy to insert, the sensations once inserted are in the underwhelming side, but the fun is when you remove this guy – if you haven’t cum, you will and if you already came, you will feel your dick getting hard again while you are removing this green anal invader. Really cool toy!

Score: 22 / 25

Insertion: 5 / 5

Sensations: 3 / 5

Cleaning: 4 / 5

Staying: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Available at: Eden Fantasys

3. Eden Fantasys Back End Adventure

Back End Adventure

Like the name says, this was a back-end adventure for me. First of all, this toy is made of GLASS, and it was my first ever glass toy. I was a little bit afraid of it – the image of my fat ass being checked in an emergency room with a blue glass dick stuck in my ass was not very assuring to say the least -, but I did not have to worry. This is shatter-resistant glass, so it wont break under normal use. It is on the medium sized range with 5.75 inches available for insertion and a respectable 4.5 inches circumference and it was a challenge for me to insert. After lots of lube and some patience, I inserted this blue beast and the sensations were difficult to explain. Glass is unyielding, but the temperature changes in the material, the heavy weight, plus the ribbed design on the head of this toy made it a weird one the first time I tried it, but a very enjoyable one once I got used to it.

Score: 24 / 25

Insertion: 4 / 5

Sensations: 5 / 5

Cleaning: 5 / 5

Staying: 5 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Available at: Eden Fantasys

4. Strap-On Dildo Set

Strap-On Set

As I mentioned in Getting Pegged With a Bombshell, sometimes I get “pegged” by my dolls (I really impale myself, but all is in the fantasy) and I have collected a handful of strap-on dildos for those purposes. One of the kits is this one from Extreme Restraints and it includes three sizes. The smallest one has 4.5 inches of insertable length and 0.8 inches in diameter. The medium one has 5.25 inches of insertable length and 1.15 inches in diameter. The large one has 6.5 inches of insertable length and 1.5 inches in diameter. All are made of silicone and have a twirled texture. The small and medium ones are easy to insert – I tried the large one and quit because it was too big for me.

Score: 22 / 25

Insertion: 5 / 5

Sensations: 3 / 5

Cleaning: 5 / 5

Staying: 4 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Available at: Extreme Restraints

5. Heart On Dildo

Heart On Dildo

This is another of those pegging dildos, but unlike the large dildo from the previous entry, the “Heart-On” gets inserted a lot easier because it has a variable thickness. This “monster” has 5.5 inches of insertable length and 1.5 inches in diameter in its wider point, so once that is past, the rest is a piece of cake. This toy does not give extreme sensations besides the fill, but for pegging is a must have!

Score: 20 / 25

Insertion: 3 / 5

Sensations: 3 / 5

Cleaning: 5 / 5

Staying: 4 / 5

Value: 5 / 5

Available at: Extreme Restraints

So, there you have them – five things I have been shoving in my ass… Remember to click on the affiliate links if you decide to buy one or two of these – so you can help me to buy more ass-stuffers!