Today, in yet another post of something to shove up your ass, I will be reviewing a prostate massager I purchased a bit more than a year ago: the Viceroy’s Agility Prostrate Probe. It is a low-priced silicone toy for your prostrate, but is it worthy? Let me talk to you…

First Impressions

The Viceroy’s Agility seems to be your basic, simple prostate massager. It has the typical features: a rounded, kind of bulbous head, curved body, a perineum massager, and very important, a ringed handle to assist in removing the probe from your rear abyss. The toy is made of silicone, so it is body safe and… that is it. No vibration, no Bluetooth connectivity, nada. No bells, no whistles. Just relentless prostate stimulation.

Well, there are some bells and whistles. The toy comes in what you could say is an “upscale” package and the Agility feels of a much better quality than the $10 I paid for it. It also had a surprise hidden in its core – the probe’s shaft is bendable! That ensures a good contact with your prostate from both inside and outside.

The dimensions though, are not for the noobies. This toys is 5 inches long, with 3.5 of them available to be inserted up your rectum, promising to reach your prostate no matter what. The challenge here is the girth – the bulbous head is almost 4 inches in girth – so expect to use lube, lots of it.

Review

I have been using this toy for a while (most recently during Week 3 of Goonember 2025), and it is a challenging toy, but also it is one of the best prostate toys I have. It is a challenging toy because the head is girthy – and even after more of a decade of prostate play, it is one of the biggest toys I have. Inserting it requires using plenty of lube and a bit of pressure, but once inside, things get interesting pretty quickly.

Unlike other prostate toys, the flexibility of the Agility’s shaft and perineum prong makes sure your prostate gets massaged both from the inside and from the outside. The bulbous head presses your anal walls consistently and when you contract your anal muscles, you feel it…really feel it!

The most frustrating part of prostate massagers is having one inserted and then feeling it slip out during play. Well, you do not have to worry about that with the Agility – this toy stays put firmly in place regardless of what you do. Big thumbs up for that reason alone.

Removing the Agility is easy thanks to the ring and cleaning is a cinch.

Verdict

If you are somewhat experienced in anal toys, the Viceroy’s Agility is a toy you should consider. It is not too expensive and it is a high quality basic prostate massager.

Score: 23 / 25 (92%)

Comfort: 4/5

Insertion: 4/5

Sensations: 5/5

Removal: 5/5

Value: 5/5