RPP 3.5: Bad Dragon’s “Mary the Anthro Mare” (RPP #111)

As you know, I had fucked all types of rubber pussies and assholes – human, alien, anime – but none was inspired in animals. The idea of fucking an animal is something that had never crossed my mind, even when I know a few guys from the countryside that had described their “love” to different farm and domestic animals.

I’d hit that ass any time… and I don’t like blondes!

Even when real animals had never attracted me, anthropomorphic animals like the ones we see in cartoons are a different story. I still remember the frequent masturbatory sessions dedicated to Cheetara (Thundercats) and Gadget (Rescue Rangers) in my teens. Fast forward to the Internet in 2008, and I discover that I was not the only one finding these characters “sexy”.  Just look on the Web and you will find thousands of “fan art” with Rule 34 interpretations of ANY cartoon character ever drawn… Just search “My Little Pony” and you will be surprised with some of the findings…

This is Bad-Dragon’s Mary… (www.bad-dragon.com)

Of course, some would love to take this desire to the next step, fucking the character. Well, the guys at Bad Dragon help these folks to achieve it. If you are a furry or a fantasy fan, you know them. If you don’t know them, Bad Dragon specializes in sex toys inspired in fantasy creatures with human characteristics – horses, dogs, foxes, and of course, an assortment of dragons. Most of their toys are insertable toys (dildos), but they have a smaller (but growing) selection of pussies and assholes with realistic interpretations of different anthro characters. This post is about Mary, their toy inspired in a mare.


If you don’t want to read, watch the video review that follows:

The first thing you will notice about the BD Mary is its size – this thing is HUGE! It is not too long (about 7 inches), but the fascia (orifice) is the biggest of any toy in my collection, measuring 6 inches tall and 4 inches wide. By comparison, a full size Fleshlight has a fascia of 3 inches wide.

The second thing you will notice is the nice details of the orifice design. Being a city guy, I had never seen a mare’s pussy, but the design of the BD Mary is attractive and inviting – at least is more attractive than the generic Fleshlight pussy.

The interior of the toy is textured with an organic ribbed design, which many will find too soft, even boring. The reality is that after a couple of uses, the material feels more and more realistic, allowing you to enjoy long sessions with explosive orgasms. My orgasms with the Mary were strong and toe-curling due to the build up and the increased sensations from the tight entrance and the ribbed texture.
Cleaning is very easy, thanks to its open-ended design.

Mary’s interior texture (www.bad-dragon.com)

Now, another thing you will notice about the BD Mary (and their other toys) is the price. BD toys are expensive – Mary has a tag of $130. That’s a lot to pay for a fake pussy modeled after an animal, but the price is justified. How? Let me give you three reasons:

  1. BD toys are made of silicone. Silicone is currently the best material for sex toys in the market. It is non-porous, so it does not keep too much moisture and can be sanitized following proven disinfection protocols from the CDC / OSHA / NIOSH. Although it is a great material, silicone is VERY EXPENSIVE – a pint of molding silicone cost around $40 per pint – so in a toy like Mary you easily have $60 just in silicone rubber.  
  2. BD toys allow for color customization. When you buy toys from Bad Dragon, each toy has a selection of colors that you can specify without additional charge. They even allow you to specify a custom color combination for a few extra dollars.
  3. These things are unique. Lets be honest, if you are a  fantasy freak there is no other place for you to find a toy inspired by dragons, werewolves, and other anthropomorphic animals. That by itself is reason enough for most customers.

Did I pay $130? OF COURSE NOT! Bad Dragon has a flops section where they sell toys with cosmetic defects – an air bubble, wrong colors, wrong firmness level – at lower prices. The prices will vary between $70 and $100 depending on the defect, making the toy a lot more accessible. You will not be able to pick a custom color, but for many of us, that does not matter.

Soon, my pussycat, soon…

Verdict: The Bad Dragon’s Mary is a toy designed for a niche market. It is a well made toy, with lots of organic details and made with quality materials that justify its high cost. If you are not willing to pay the high cost of a custom toy, you always have the option of buying “defective” versions at discounted prices.

RPP Score:
Feedback: 4 / 5
Orgasm Buildup: 5 / 5
Realism: 3 / 5
Durability: 5 / 5
Value: 4 / 5

Total Score: 21 / 25

BTW, sorry for fucking your wife…