Whenever I travel, I like to carry one or two toys to have fun on the road (hotels can be very lonely at times!). During my recent trip to Frolicon, I took two toys as a backup – the Taco Stroker and the Monster G onasheet. Both are relatively low cost toys (both cost less than US$20) and are super easy to use. Are they good? Go to the review to see…
First Impression
Scream-O’s Paco’s Taco Stroker
My first impression about the Taco Stroker was simply laughter. The damn thing is made to look like a Mexican tortilla with your dick as the meat. Someone at Scream-O realized that and the all the symbols and art on the package carry the joke a step forward… A rooster as part of the logo (in Latin America, one of the names for our dicks is “gallo” – meaning “cocks”), the lube sample in a foilpack just like the ones used in fast-food chains, even the “brand” (Paco’s Taco) sounds like a real life taco stand. The theme is used effectively.
Ok, the joke is cool, but the toy is the main character. The “tortilla” is made of clear TPE with a simple design of seven thick ridges to strike your “chalupa filler”. The other side of the stroker has a ridge design perfect for keeping it on your hand. That is a clever idea that was unexpected!
Monster Eyes’ Monster-G Onasheet
The other toy I took for a ride was the Japanese Monster-G onasheet – a TPE square with the texture of the exterior from their famous Monster-G sleeve. The texture is a series of organic bumps and ridges covering one side of the onasheet.
The package is very colorful (and graphic), showing the anime girl that also appears in the cover of the onahole package. Inside the carton, you have the onasheet, a sample lube pack, and a cute booklet in manga style giving instructions on different ways to use the onasheet. At least that’s what I think because it is in Japanese…
Review
Instead of boring you with a long paragraph about how I used each one of these toys during my trip, I will bore you with a video about my experiences with both toys. I recorded the video at the hotel I was staying and I used one of the new masks I got before Frolicon. You will notice that I was kind of drunk (and high) when I recorded that thing – but I was not going to make a new video for these toys!
As seen in the video, both toys can be used as a “McGyvered” onahole – just need a regular cup and you are set. Both toys felt extremely soft, allowing me to build powerful orgasms. Between the two, the Monster G felt softer and more exciting because of the variations in textures, while the Taco Stroker felt more like a handjob.
Cleaning these toys could not be easier – after all, they are basically open sheets of materials!
Verdict
For their low price, both of these toys are fun to play with, but for travel play, I really liked the Monster G more than the Taco Stroker. Both are good, but the Japanese toy, being more flexible and with a larger area, allows for more creativity. You can use it on its own, as a DIY onahole in a cup, you can use it over a vibrator to change the sensations, or even you can insert it inside another toy to make it tighter / changing the sensation. Add the fact that you can change the orientation of the texture to get a different experience and you can understand why I preferred the Monster G.
I should have called the video Two Toys, One Cup…
Taco Stroker
RPP Score: 19 / 25
- Feedback: 2/ 5
- Orgasm Build Up: 4/ 5
- Realism: 3 / 5
- Durability: 5 / 5
- Value: 5 / 5
Available at most sex shops.
Monster G Ona Sheet
RPP Score: 22 / 25
- Feedback: 4/ 5
- Orgasm Build Up: 4/ 5
- Realism: 4 / 5
- Durability: 5 / 5
- Value: 5 / 5