The RP Project #15: Alien Fleshlight (2010)

The Alien Fleshlight – a specialty Fleshlights first released a few years ago with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release – which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected?  Is it a good fantasy item? After following the rules set for the Rubber Pussy Project, it’s time to give a verdict.

First Impressions:

Of course the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue – a popular color color for aliens even before Mr. Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.   When looking at the new texture, instead of the first edition Vortex texture, now we find an exclusive combination texture composed by  an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

Intensity (4 / 5)
The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don’t be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps – the Alien bumps are softer than the STU’s, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Tightness (3/5)
Honestly, if you are looking for a tight pussy, don’t look here. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks – the pussy of a 9-feet alien.

Realism (3/5)
I don’t know about you, but I doubt that anyone had fucked an alien. What I know is that the Alien feels pretty good and very similar to vortex… so lets give it a 3 just because it’s good enough to fantasize fucking either a non-human or a big wide human pussy.

Versatility (5/5)
The alien is a good toy to use both as a stroking toy or hands-free. Stroking felt slightly better, but either way the Alien delivers.

Lubricant use (5/5)
The Alien retains lube perfectly, especially for short to mid length sessions (20 – 45 minutes).

Use (4/5)
I only have one major complain when using the Alien – it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky, 

Hygiene (5 / 5)
As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Drying (5/5)
The Alien dried pretty well overnight.

Maintenance (4 / 5)
Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

Tear and wear (5/5)
No tear and wear noticed after completing the evaluation periods.

Total score: 44 / 50

The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected “softness” don’t deliver the “out of this world” experience it promised. 

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FYI: For visual stimulus for this review, I used 18 Years Old Teens Love Cum Volume 3 from Devils Films and yes, the Avatar spoof sold in a combo with the Alien. Personally I liked the spoof, but the 3D versions sucks in a bad, bad way…. 

Next Stop: Misty Stone’s Bump’N’Grind FLG