When I was a teenager in Catholic school, the priest once told me I had a lax conscience – the equivalent of telling me that I give a fuck about good and evil. In fact he pretty much nailed it, but still there are times when I feel guilty. The last time I felt remorse in my life was when I received this masturbator and looked at the packaging. I felt dirty and ashamed… for 15 seconds.

Let me explain.

The Satori is a masturbator made by the Japanese company Magic Eyes. These guys had been releasing a bunch of crazy (and good) toys and the Satori is just another one of their products. My 15 seconds of shame had to do with the masturbator’s package – a picture of a young girl in underwear. The girl looks like having less than 13 years old, so my Westerner sensibilities came up and the old Catholic guilt came out. Fortunately for me, the toy does not carry that pedophile feeling, so I did what I usually do: throw away the package material, lubed the toy and went to town. Repeatedly.
 
General Description
The Satori is a mid size toy – it measures about 6 inches long and 3 inches wide – but it has many, many distinguishing characteristics. Besides the guilt inducing package illustration, the Satori is a double layer masturbator that feels solid when you hold it in your hands. The external material is soft and simulates the skin of a young woman while the pink interior is made with denser material. The entrance is just 0.5 inches wide and that is the WIDEST part of the tunnel.

Satori cross-section (Photo: QueenCatAdulttoys.com)

Yes, you read right: The tunnel is no wider than half an inch! The tunnel is completely smooth, but has an organic design wit choke points and bumps that increases the pressure on your penis. The tunnel material is dense, so it does not expand much when penetrated, ensuring that your little friend will be choked mercilessly by the young Satori.

Satori side (Photo: QueenCatAdulttoys.com)

To place the bar higher, our friends at Monster Eyes did something else – they bent the masturbator. The Satori has a noticeable curve at the middle of the tunnel, so it feels completely different depending on the angle of penetration. The tightness of the tunnel, the dense material, the bent tunnel and the smoothness of the texture made impossible to classify this toy before using it.

The only thing I knew about the Satori before I began my sessions was that it was going to be tight. And it was TIIIGHT! The material allows you to enter, but it does not expands much, so you feel the dense material pressing your penis at all times. I used plenty of thick lube to play with this little pussy and even then, the entrance kept rejecting my penis’ head (I have a girth of 4.5 inches). Once in, it did not just accepted me – it held me with a strong grip. I was able to move as I wanted, but the pressure was always there.

Once you get used to the tightness, you begin to feel the choke points on this toy. They press the shaft and the head and they produce different sensations depending on how you position the toy. Assuming the toy is on missionary position when the bend is upward (like in the second photo) , I found the toy to be more stimulating on the doggie position. Visually, the entrance is simple, but if you look at your sausage being sucked by the small lips of the Satori, you will feel like a well-hung porn star.

The orgasms with Satori surprised me with their intensity. I always had to start slow to accommodate to the pressure, but after a few minutes I often found myself fucking the shit out of this rubber pussy to get an explosive orgasm. I used this masturbator with my trustworthy Love Venus R (aka Ada) and each time I went to the fantasy of being the Bad Wolf fucking Little Riding Hood. I know, I know, I’m sick…

Cleaning the Satori was easier than I thought, needing just some water and a few drops of alcohol to sanitize it. 

Immediate Feedback: 4/5
Orgasm Buildup: 5/5
Realism: 4/5
Tightness: 5/5 
Tear and Wear: 5/5 
Hygiene: 5/5 
Maintenance: 5/5
Use: 5/5 

Value: High
Preference: High

Total score:  38 / 40

Once you stop feeling guilty about the inspiration for the Satori, this is a cool toy to have in your collection. If you have a fascination with tight pussies, this is the one you should buy. It is TIGHT!

For this review, I used both Fleshlube Water and Honey Drops as the lube and used the Love Venus R doll for the hands free sessions.

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